Let’s have a bit of fun, shall we? Andrews Garden Makeover has brought in these nifty garden packs—Seedling, Bloom, and Oasis—and people can’t stop talking about which one suits them best.

It got me thinking: the way we pick things like garden makeover says a lot about us. It’s like when you’re at the pub, and someone orders a fancy cocktail while you’re happy with a pint—it’s all about who we are. So, let’s dive into these packs and the kind of people who are likely to choose them, based on other choices they make in life.

The Seedling Pack: For the Practical Souls

This is the pack for the no-nonsense type. You know the ones: practical, salt-of-the-earth folks who love a bargain and think, “Why pay more when this’ll do the job?” They drive Skodas, Hondas, or the occasional trusty Ford Focus. Their motto is “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”

When they go on holiday, it’s a budget-friendly caravan park or a last-minute package deal to Spain. No frills, but a good time is guaranteed. Dinner? They’ll have fish and chips, ta very much—none of that “truffle oil nonsense.”

In their garden, they want something that’s neat, tidy, and functional. Seedling gives them exactly that—a garden that works for BBQs, kicking a ball around, or just sitting in a deckchair with a cuppa. No flash, no fuss, but it’s solid. They’re the kind of people who know how to make a little go a long way.

The Bloom Pack: For the “Treat Yourself” Crowd

Ah, the Bloom buyers—these are your middle-of-the-roaders, but don’t let that fool you. These folks like a bit of quality, and they’re happy to pay for it, within reason. They probably drive a Jaguar XE or a Volvo XC60. Not ostentatious, but nice enough to make the neighbors do a double-take.

They’re the ones who’ll splash out on a gastropub meal or a fancy bottle of wine from Waitrose, but they’ll also happily hit Aldi for the weekly shop because, hey, balance. Their holidays? A lovely Airbnb in the Cotswolds or maybe a villa in Tuscany—not showy, but definitely enviable.

When it comes to their garden, they want something a bit special—somewhere they can entertain, with stylish paving, a pergola, and maybe a few extras like a water feature. They’re not going for The Chelsea Flower Show level, but it’s got to look better than next door’s. Bloom is their sweet spot: polished, practical, and a bit posh.

The Oasis Pack: For the Big Spenders

Now we’re talking luxury. The Oasis pack is for those who want the best and aren’t afraid to pay for it. Think Bentleys, Range Rovers, or a Tesla Model S for the eco-conscious elite. These people don’t just buy things—they curate them.

They’re the ones booking first-class flights to Bali, dining at Michelin-starred restaurants, and having their interiors done by designers. They don’t settle for a weekend in Devon—they’ve got a private villa in St. Tropez.

For their garden, it’s not just about function—it’s about making a statement. They want their outdoor space to be a showstopper, complete with bespoke designs, exotic plants, mood lighting, and maybe even an outdoor cinema. It’s not just a garden; it’s an experience. And of course, everything is done to the highest standard, with the smoothest process.

Why We Choose What We Do

Now, here’s the fun part. The way we choose our garden pack isn’t just about our budget—it’s about how we see ourselves and what we value. It’s like picking a car, a holiday, or even a pair of shoes. These choices are often subconscious, but they reflect who we are and where we’re at in life.

Think about it:

• Seedling folks value practicality and reliability. They’re the ones buying sturdy walking boots because they’ll last years. They’ve got their priorities straight and don’t feel the need to keep up with the Joneses.
• Bloom buyers are about finding the sweet spot between indulgence and sensibility. They’ll go for the leather boots that look good but aren’t wildly expensive. It’s about getting value without skimping on quality.
• Oasis customers? They’re all about making a statement. They’re buying designer shoes—not just because they’re fashionable, but because they signal success. They want the best, and they don’t mind paying for it.

What’s the Common Thread?

No matter which pack people pick, they’re all chasing the same thing: a garden they can be proud of. It’s like their wardrobe, car, or holiday—it’s an extension of who they are. Andrews Garden Makeovers has nailed it by offering packs that cater to these different personalities while keeping the process simple and stress-free.

So, Which One Are You?

Next time you’re looking out at your garden and feeling like it could do with a bit of TLC, think about what kind of person you are. Are you a Seedling type, happy with the basics but done well? A Bloom buyer, looking for that little bit extra? Or an Oasis customer, ready to go all-out for the ultimate garden transformation?

Whatever your choice, Andrews has got you covered. Because at the end of the day, it’s not just about the garden—it’s about creating a space that feels like you.